Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,615 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (85/485 points)
Reached level 2
Reached level 3
Beat the game without killing any fish
Make it as far as possible without pressing the WASD keys
Beat the game without taking damage
Discover all the secret rooms
Medals Earned: 12/12 (170/170 points)
Close to escape
You are inside!
You took the azure one
You seem to like card games
You took the green one
You saved her
Enjoy the Puppet Show
You took the red one
You opened it!
Decrypted
Great food service
You took the yellow one
Medals Earned: 10/10 (295/295 points)
Fix the plumbing
Survive the creature
Find out what to do with flies
Kill the nurse
Solve the skulls puzzle
Beat the gambler
Find what the map shows
Relieve your neighbour pains
Deliver all marbles
Escape from the Surgery Clinic
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/475 points)
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Kill 100 Splitter Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 13/30 (135/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 super computers
Buy over 250 items from the store
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 19/19 (645/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/320 points)
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Parry three times in one jump.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.